L'événement culturel de l'été à Bruxelles!
Following In Trousers and March of the Falsettos, it is the third in a trio of one-act musicals centering on Marvin, his wife Trina, his psychiatrist Mendel, his son Jason, and his gay lover Whizzer Brown. In this chapter of Marvin's life, Jason is preparing for his bar mitzvah and Whizzer is suffering from a mysterious, life-threatening, as yet undefined illness, which the audience recognizes is AIDS.
Mendel the psychiatrist shines a flashlight into the audience on a dark stage, welcoming us to Falsettoland, the conclusion to March of the Falsettos. The cast has been enlarged by two, Marvin's Lesbian neighbors Dr. Charlotte, an Internist, and Cordelia, a kosher Caterer. Marvin has realized that it's About Time that he grows up and get over himself. He has called a truce with Trina and he has managed to maintain his relationship with Jason, who is now preparing for his Bar Mitzvah. He has not seen Whizzer for two years and has still not gotten over him.
One day, when she arrives to take custody of Jason for the week, Trina informs Marvin that it is now time to start planning Jason's Bar Mitzvah, probably the last pleasant thing the ex-couple will ever do together. The pair immediately starts bickering, to Jason's dismay and Mendel's amusement. Mendel encourages them to have a simple party, but Trina (and Cordelia, the caterer) will have none of it. It is the Year of the Child after all, the year that every Jewish parent dreams of: the year their child is Bar Mitzvahed and they can spend insane amounts of money celebrating.
The scene moves to Jason's Little League Baseball game. While at bat, Jason has a lot more on his mind than the game. He is trying to decide which girls to invite to his bar mitzvah: the girls he should invite, or the girls he "wants" to invite; reaching a discussion in this delicate situation would be a Miracle of Judaism. Everyone is there at The Ball Game, sitting watching Jewish boys who can't play baseball play baseball and getting a little too into it, when Whizzer suddenly arrives: Jason had asked him to come. Marvin is struck by how little he's aged, and a tentative offer of reconciliation is offered just as Jason, miracle of miracles, actually hits the ball. He's so shocked he forgets to run.
An interlude: A Day in Falsettoland. In part one, "Dr. Mendel at Work," Mendel listens to the blather of a yuppie patient and agonizes over being a sixties shrink stuck in the eighties, and how his work is taking a toll on his marriage to Trina. In part two, "Trina works it out", Trina reveals Marvin and Whizzer are back and wonders why that is bothering her. In part three, "The Neighbors Relax," Mendel and Trina jog and discuss Marvin and the Bar Mitzvah, and Dr. Charlotte comes home to Cordelia cooking "neuvelle bar mitzvah cuisine." Cordelia asks Charlotte how her day was at the hospital, and Charlotte exclaims that today was a rare day without a death. Meanwhile, Marvin and Whizzer play racquetball and bicker when Whizzer beats Marvin soundly. All reflect on how wonderful life is.
The peace doesn't last long. Marvin and Trina are warring over every single aspect of the Bar Mitzvah, which makes Jason want to just call the whole thing off. It is up to Mendel to console the boy, telling him that "Everyone Hates His Parents" at his age, but everyone also gets past it and moves on to hate them less.
Marvin sits in bed one morning, looking at the sleeping Whizzer. "What More Can I Say?", he says, wondering at how much he loves him. Dr. Charlotte, meanwhile, has started to become aware that "Something Bad is Happening" among young gay men in the city, who arrive at the hospital sick with a mysterious illness that no one seems to know anything about. Rumors are spreading, but the disease is spreading faster. Then Whizzer collapses during a game of racquetball.
As Whizzer enters the hospital with a disease that the audience immediately knows to be AIDS, Trina begins to see her world fall apart around her as someone she shouldn't care about but does anyway is clearly sick. She is barely Holding to the Ground and this blow to her family may just be too hard to handle.
In Whizzer's hospital room, the entire cast gathers to cheer him up, everyone commenting on how good he looks. Marvin provides love, Cordelia chicken soup and Mendel some terrible jokes. Everyone agrees that it's Days Like This that make these secular Jews believe in God. Only Jason, in childish honesty, is able to tell Whizzer the truth: that he looks awful.
Mendel and Trina sit Jason down and give Jason the option of Canceling the Bar Mitzvah if he feels he can't go through with it, and Jason is finally told that Whizzer may not recover. Marvin sits in Whizzer's hospital room, soon joined by the Lesbians, and the four Unlikely Lovers wonder how much longer their love can last.
As Whizzer's condition worsens, Jason turns to God, asking him to let Whizzer get better and make another Miracle of Judaism. He'll even get Bar Mitzvahed if Whizzer gets better. But it's to no avail, because, as Dr. Charlotte reiterates, "Something Bad is Happening" to Whizzer. He is soon deathly ill, and he steels himself to meet his maker, reflecting bravely that "You Gotta Die Sometime."
Suddenly everyone bursts into the hospital room. Jason has had an epiphany: he wants to hold The Bar Mitzvah in Whizzer's hospital room so he can be there. Trina couldn't be prouder, and everyone, for some reason, can only think how much Jason looks like Marvin. Jason is Bar Mitzvahed, entering Adulthood as Whizzer begins to leave his, for Whizzer can suddenly take no more, and is taken out of the room.
Marvin is left alone. He sits and asks the departed Whizzer "What Would I Do if you had not been my friend?" Whizzer appears, dressed as we first saw him, and the two sing together one last time, and then Whizzer is gone. Marvin is comforted by his family, now short a member, as Mendel bids us goodnight from the crazy, sad world known as Falsettoland.